Dreams Can Be WonderFul!


She but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells. That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"?

Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates… PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon.

It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?

  • One hundred dollars.
  • Good news, everyone! 
  • There's a report on TV with some very bad news! 
  • Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience 
  • Fry's worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them. 
  • I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating.
  •  Fry, that doesn't make sense.
Oh Leela! -
-You're the only person I could turn to; you're the only person who ever loved me.
-Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools.
-You, a bobsleder!? That I'd like to see!

As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead.
Say it in Russian! Alright, let's mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew. Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies. Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat." And "Put on your good vestments."

Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried?
Bender, this is Fry's decision… and he made it wrong. So it's time for us to interfere in his life.
You know, I was God once.

Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets? Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! Tell her she looks thin. I'll get my kit!

I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool. Why would a robot need to drink? Okay, it's 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can't hold the charge and the reception isn't very…
Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? Alright, let's mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew. Also Zoidberg. We'll need to have a look inside you with this camera.
That's not soon enough! Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn't make sense. But, okay!

With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! I've got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I'm going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now 'I'' have to pay ''them'!
And I'm his friend Jesus. Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers? Bender?! 

You stole the atom. Also Zoidberg. You guys realize you live in a sewer, right?
No, of course not. It was… uh… porno. Yeah, that's it. Do a flip! Kif might! Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree.
A sexy mistake. There's no part of that sentence I didn't like! It must be wonderful. Ah, the 'Breakfast Club' soundtrack! I can't wait til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff!
Are you crazy? I can't swallow that. That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"? What kind of a father would I be if I said no? Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?!
I meant 'physically'. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually? Say it in Russian! Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!

I don't want to be rescued. It's toe-tappingly tragic! And remember, don't do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don't not do it!

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